YOUR IMPLANTS ARE ALMOST READY FOR IMPLANTATION......DON'T LOSE YOUR PLACE IN LINE........JUST BE PATIENT AND LISTEN TO YOUR EARBUD'S SUGGESTIONS, ALREADY! YOUR NEW "BRAIN" IS BEING UPLOADED TO A SERVER AS YOU TWIDDLE YOUR THUMBS ON THAT TOUCHSCREEN......

"Your screen time was down 19% last week, for an average of 8 minutes a day!".......appears on my mobile phone's screen, as well as unsolicited calls from telemarketers, advice from Robotic 'callers', constant 'upgrades' that would eventually drive the phone into its 'planned obsolescence'. "Good morning, Reed........are you sure that you don't want to 'upgrade' so that your every keystroke, comment and conversation can and will be tracked, stored and utllized?".....I reply, "No, Never or Not Now", only to be wrangled, hours later, by perpetual harassment from Big Brother......Big, Bigger, Biggest Big Brother......."By the way, would you like Google to store all your passwords and confidential information?" ....."No, Mr. Bokenkamp.....or whatever you call yourself when you upload a trillion megs of data each minute, Just leave me alone!"......"Are you certain that you don't want to purchase Bitcoin Futures?"......"Did you MEAN to put tape over your monitor's camera?".......and no, I don't want to meet Tom Cruise @ the next Scientology Convention!