4th level of Purgatory.....teeth cleaning......having to listen to Drake, singing "God's Plan", on 'repeat play' for an hour........I'd rather return to my endodontist for the root canal operation that I've put off for almost 2 years! But, then...I'd have to listen to the Muzak tapes of elevator hypnotics........No, No....Dr. Dentist, I'd rather listen to Christina Aguilera gargling and spitting in a cup......"Oh," exclaims my dentist, "I have a Drake album....I'll bet you'd prefer that....right?"..........So, I left the dental chair and went to a thrift store.........my tooth wasn't hurting THAT bad!.....
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