wait...wait......"Next!"......{now I can mail the $2.88 book}...."What!......$12.44 to send it.....without confirmation of receipt!".... "Oh, that's extra.....I have to pay extra to be certain that the Postal Service actually delivers the book....yes?".......{Next, I am told that the package must be more securely taped, in case it comes into contact with water......So..I must kinda waterproof the book's wrapping too}......."No, I don't wish to purchase special tape at 4 times the cost of the same product at Office Depot......"Oh...I see...I'm paying for the convenience......I'm so sorry to be so critical."......."Need any stamps, Sir?" "no, I always send E-mail.....no paper, no pencil/pen, no stamps....and it gets there in a fraction of a second!" A frown from the postal clerk! "But sir, with a return receipt you will have the assurance that the package was successfully delivered!".......I'm waiting for an official Startrek home transporter device......
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