even a de Gaulle mug makes me think of the jerk! or 'the chef's revenge'

spinach fettuccine noodles boiled in lobster 'juice' with raw garlic, then tossed in sweet red pepper salsa, diced red jalapeno peppers, ginger & tamarind chutney with pine nuts, chipotle, and shavings of parmesan & asiago cheese.....served in a mug with a watchful French tasting overseer......(after a portrait of Charles de Gaulle).....i'm thinking of a portrait mug of our president, watching over a bowl of McDonald's chili or deep fried macaroni & cheese with ketchup,,,,.with a hinged figure that i can dunk in the bloody, corn syrupy ketchup!