THE BUCKS THAT PEOPLE SPEND ON THEIR DEAD HAIR WOULD FEED HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF STARVING CHILDREN. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN PUT OFF A BIT BY THE AVERAGE PERSON'S OBSESSION WITH 'HAIR CARE'........JUST GET A "FLO-BE", CHOP YOU HAIR AND VACUUM THE DEAD STUFF INTO THE VACUUM OR JUST LET IT GO......IT'S DEAD STUFF, AFTER ALL!
AND FINGERNAILS......DOESN'T EVERYONE FIND THE PICTURES ABOVE RATHER REVOLTING? THE RED POLISH MAKES IT LOOK AS THOUGH ITS WEARER HAS JUST MADE A "KILL".......THE PINK IS HOMAGE TO PEPTO-BISMOL.
AND SHAVING! SOMEONE INVENTS THE RAZOR AND THE WESTERN WORLD BECOMES BEARDLESS.... ANOTHER NATURAL THING.....MEN ARE COMPELLED TO SHAVE ONCE, OFTEN TWO OR EVEN THREE TIMES A DAY TO SATISFY THE FASHION..... KNOW ANY WOMEN WHO DON'T SHAVE THEIR LEGS? EVEN MEN ARE SHAVING THEIR ENTIRE BODIES AS MANY WOMEN HAVE DONE FOR EONS. THE MORE COSMETICS AND HAIR PRODUCTS COST, THE MORE PEOPLE WANT THEM....... NEIMAN MARCUS SELLS THE CHEAP GEORGE STRAIT "HORSE AND MAINE" PRODUCT, TASTEFULLY BOTTLED UNDER A MORE PRESTIGIOUS LABEL......OF COURSE.....FOR A DOZEN TIMES THE COST OF THE MORE VETERINARY PRODUCT.....IF IT WILL SOFTEN A HORSE'S COAT.....IT WILL SOFTEN YOUR MANE! AMERICANS ACTUALLY SPEND MORE MONEY ON 'BEAUTY PRODUCTS' FOR SURFACES THAN THEY SPEND ON MENTAL HEALTH CARE. WAY, WAAAYY MORE!
AND SHAVING! SOMEONE INVENTS THE RAZOR AND THE WESTERN WORLD BECOMES BEARDLESS.... ANOTHER NATURAL THING.....MEN ARE COMPELLED TO SHAVE ONCE, OFTEN TWO OR EVEN THREE TIMES A DAY TO SATISFY THE FASHION..... KNOW ANY WOMEN WHO DON'T SHAVE THEIR LEGS? EVEN MEN ARE SHAVING THEIR ENTIRE BODIES AS MANY WOMEN HAVE DONE FOR EONS. THE MORE COSMETICS AND HAIR PRODUCTS COST, THE MORE PEOPLE WANT THEM....... NEIMAN MARCUS SELLS THE CHEAP GEORGE STRAIT "HORSE AND MAINE" PRODUCT, TASTEFULLY BOTTLED UNDER A MORE PRESTIGIOUS LABEL......OF COURSE.....FOR A DOZEN TIMES THE COST OF THE MORE VETERINARY PRODUCT.....IF IT WILL SOFTEN A HORSE'S COAT.....IT WILL SOFTEN YOUR MANE! AMERICANS ACTUALLY SPEND MORE MONEY ON 'BEAUTY PRODUCTS' FOR SURFACES THAN THEY SPEND ON MENTAL HEALTH CARE. WAY, WAAAYY MORE!
I Dont Know What Im Doing by Brad Sucks
