"We have to be good stewards of God's money, so we run it by sound, solid business principles," Joel Osteen

Don't crowd out the 'paying' customers, you wet, hungry, exasperated people........your presence in our sanctuary would certainly diminish our revenues! But, we'll send you some loose change, some old donated towels, and some old, bulging cans of pork and beans........ Houston's Lakewood Megamoneymaker Church...