AS MUCH AS $2484 FOR TWO (2) RESERVED SEAT TICKETS TO A TUESDAY, JULY 28TH AFTERNOON PERFORMANCE OF THE CIRQUE DU SOLEIL'S "O"..... AND, POPCORN AND WATER EXPENSES WILL ROB ONE OF ANOTHER WAD OF CASH, BY THE WAY.......The Face Value of the ticket, + Fox Theater Restoration Fee, + Service fee, + Taxes, and perhaps....Parking fee, AND THE PURCHASE OF 'SOUVENIRS' ... mount up to some big $$$...........I'M 'STAYING HOME'....IT WILL,SOON, BE 'ON TV'....ONE CAN POP ONE'S OWN CORN AND GET WATER FROM THE TAP....AND AVOID THE LINES OF PEOPLE AT THE TOILETS, PEEING THEIR PANTS OUT OF FULL BLADDER DESPERATION...
WEARING SOME WHITE FACE PAINT, IF I CAN FIND IT, A SKULL CAP, AND MY BLACK & WHITE CIRQUE TIGHTS, I MAY BE ABLE TO CRASH THE EVENT, MASQUERADING AS AN AGING PERFORMER.....
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